Well, Here it is my first blog. Ta da!! I’m Mainly here because some of my friends have blogs and I want to have one too! (Hence the title of this blog. Bet ya thought I was manic depressive and goth like huh?). So, there friends, stick that in your pipes and smoke it.
Now I guess I have to write something (Crap, should have thought this through!!) I basically just want to write about whatever floats in my tiny brain. I’ll start with my profile name. It ain’t real! I know, starting a blog with such dishonesty!! I’m appalled too (No, I’m not) Ill tell you how I came up with it. If you were a kid in the 80’s than you are probably familiar with the most awesome cartoon ever, Jem. What’s that you’re not? Than I’m sorry you’re a loser. Just kiddin’ (No I’m not). Well if you do know about Jem, You’ll know that Jem was really Jerrica. She changed to popstar, Jem via her holographic changing red starburst earrings.
The second part comes from another awesome show and is after my favorite character in it. (Yes, I watched too much TV in my youth and fried out my brains in the process, blah, blah, blah) The Characters name is Spike. So why not Jerrica Spike? Cause 1. That just sounds completely stupid and 2. I used the characters real name from the show. Cause I’m clever and witty like that you see (raises one eyebrow). What show? If you’re a fan you already know.
Wow, that took longer than it should have. So this is how the rest of my blog will be. Useless dribble that you’ll be none the wiser for reading. I may be the only one who sees it, maybe not. If not, I’m sorry I wasted 5 minutes of your life and no you can’t have it back. I’m sure i’ll screw up quite a bit in the beginning. I have horrible grammar and I have no idea how to blog or about anything blog related. I don’t read instructions or do research. If I want to do something I just jump right in with both eyes closed…..and both hands over my eyes…..while peeking through my fingers occasionally.
I guess I should also share some personal stuff about myself. I am married with two offspring. One a male in his 9th year of life. The other is female in her 6th year. I also work in the high paced, interesting (what kind of interesting depend on the day), sometimes annoying, sometimes life draining, sometimes funny world of retail. I’ll probably be posting some rantings about these topics as well.
Well, that’s all ya get for now cause I have to be at that job I mentioned above in an hour and drop the offspring off at daycare.